When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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