? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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