organizing the empties. That sober.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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