Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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