I love having hate sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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