I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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