So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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