If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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