I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
