ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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