: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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