Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
well you can't waste a boner
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube