saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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