her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
