So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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