Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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