Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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