do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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