There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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