if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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