You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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