Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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