i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can't turn off my feet"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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