oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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