You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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