When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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