Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm too high and old for this...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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