Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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