handjob tips. give me some.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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