i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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