I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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