If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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