Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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