I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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