our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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