I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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