god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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