You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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