he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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