i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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