C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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