i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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