have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
kristin has been a bad kristin
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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