He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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