can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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