they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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