: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I need to align my fucking chakras
How naked do you want me to be?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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