drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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