he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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