obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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