we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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